Hello! Come gather round and Ill tell you a story
of a young hero and his journey to complete his greatest adventure.
It was not to long ago that our hero still a young man was leaving
the dismal halls of his school where young heroes are tested to prove
their worth. Now if you know our hero like I know our hero youd
know that he was prone to succeeding. Even when he wasnt trying
he would somehow manage to be the best.
He really had it all
. but I digress. Now our hero was leaving
the building and hmmm
oh yes, he was tired so he was on his
way to his safe haven. His personal Fortress of Solitude. His place
where he could be one with the universe. In other words where he went
to hangout and relax. Imagine his surprise when he got there and everyone
was gone, the furniture included.
He was devastated. The guru who guarded and protected Obas (thats
our heros name) quiet place had warned him before that when
the planets finally align it would be time for him to move on and
take everything with him and Obas final and greatest test would
come. Oba then knew that it was time. One bad decision could prove
disastrous and most importantly his sanity hung in the balance. All
of his training at school would amount to nothing if he couldnt
complete this great task. Now you may be thinking, If hes
always successful why should he be worried? and proves you obviously
havent been listening. Planets aligning are not some everyday
event that can be taken so nonchalantly.
Also going against our hero was that he didnt even know where
to start. So he began walking hoping that maybe hed remember
something that would help him. He reached a meadow and as he passed
through it he saw a fellow hero from school by the name of Clifton.
Clifton was lying on a bed of daisies as Oba approached. When Clifton
saw him he rose to address the elder hero. Oba motioned him to stay
relaxed. I know why youve come, said Clifton. But
how? asked Oba.
The guru you call Richard told me many things before he departed
from your former Fortress of Solitude. Many things, which are to help
you upon your journey.
So much is happening how can I be sure as to what I should do
Behold! I shall guide you for I am no longer a hero. I am a
wizard! And behold! I alone know the path you must travel upon to
reach your final destruction
er I mean destination!
.k thats nice. Well start out at dawn.
They built a fire and prepared to sleep. Shall I take the first
watch? asked Oba because not only was he brave, handsome, daring
and brilliant, he was also kind, insightful and trustworthy. I did
mention handsome right? Ok. I am a wizard! Have you forgotten?
We dont need no stinkin watches! with that Clifton
turned over and went to sleep an example Oba soon followed. It was
shortly before dawn when Oba awoke sensing a familiar presence near
him. O-o-o-o-o-ba-a-a-a-aaaaaaa, to complete this your mind
and body must be one only then shall you achieve the glow! it
continued O-o-o-o-o-o-ba-a-a-a-a-a-aaaaaa use the forks
use the forks! Richard? recognition startled him
out of his drowsiness. Richaaaaaaaaaarrrrrddd!!!! Oba
cried. Come back I need guidance! But only silence answered.
When Oba and Clifton set out after the sun rose he told Clifton about
the dream. Oh I almost forgot guru wanted to make sure you received
these. He handed Oba two golden forks. I dont know
what their for but he seemed pretty adamant about you getting them.
Thanks Said Oba. He didnt know why but having them
was extremely comforting. Several hours later Clifton turned and said,
We approach our goal. They left the train
got off their horses and approached the giant tower they had been
watching grown on their horizon for the past hour. They decided to
rush in and were promptly stopped by the security, I mean the guardians
of the tower. The guards began to kick them out but one happened to
see the golden forks tucked into Obas belt. Stop! It is
the chosen one! he cried. At once all fell to their feet and
let them pass. They began walking and reached the foot of a great
stair. Im too tired to climb this, said Oba. I
No I wont be thwarted! I mean you wont be thwarted!
said Clifton. I will use magic to help you again. And
so they reached the summit. At the top there were two giant doors.
Go forth now and complete your destiny, said Clifton.
Oba went and pushed the doors with all his considerable strength.
They began opening and blinding light streamed forth. Oba you
have done it! Richard cried from within the chamber. And
so have I you fools! spat Clifton. Behold! Now I shall
destroy, destroy you all!!!!!!
Oba what have you done? Clifton is evil, use the forks! Use
the forks before it is too late!
It finally all made sense. Clifton was the secret bad guy every great
adventure had. Clifton are you really evil?! asked Oba.
Yes you buffoon and now youll pay. Muhahahahahahaaaaaa!
Clifton raised his arm and began to cast a spell, a spell wihch would
surely bring death to Richard. As fast as Clifton acted Oba was even
faster. Pulling the forks from his belt he pierced Clifton through
ARGH!!!!! screamed Clifton as he crumbled to dust.
Good job Oba youve saved the world once again!
But when did I save it before? Dont I have to save it
previously before I can save it again right?
Good job Oba youve saved the world once again! Make sure
you close the door behind you on your way out. Richard said.
But cant I stay?
Nah Im pretty sure you can't. Your place is out there
protecting the people. You must go now.
But I dont even like them.
Thats all the more reason to protect them.
Youre making absolutely no sense at all. But whatever.
Oba turned to leave. One more question
how did you get
up all those stairs?
Oh thats easy I took the elevator
I mean I used magic.
ok Oba said. He left and never saw Richard
again. And everyone lived happily ever after.