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Date Posted:March 2004


Lysol-ing the Plane...

Just when you thought it was safe to take the air
by:Danya Steele

They sprayed my British Airways flight on the way to Britain, coming from South Africa. They didn’t do that on the British Airways flight FROM Britain TO South Africa – a flight that covered the same, exact route. It was antiseptic spray of some sort. I was silently outraged and shocked. I heard them announce that they would suggest people look away from the aisles as they were getting ready to spray the cabin (with what, disinfectant?!) and didn’t want to risk irritating anyone’s eyes. I wasn’t sure that I’d heard correctly. No, I was certain that I hadn’t heard correctly, but after the announcement, they immediately began. I saw them spraying up, down, across. Still shocked. I looked away as the stewardess on my side came down the aisle.

Psshhhhhhhhhhhhhh……They were really DISINFECTING the plane???

I was upset and asked them what the spray was for; I mentioned that on my way in from London, sprays were never used, and it was the same exact route. I told them effectively ‘disinfecting’ everyone on the plane, as though they’d picked up potentially lethal micro pathogens from South Africa that could possibly spoil the limpidness of Britain, could be seriously construed as offensive by some passengers. They told me they apologized for any misunderstanding though they were simply following regulations as passed on by the World Health Organization. “It isn’t our decision,” they said, categorically resigned to the situation at hand. This is the part when I was asked if there was anything else they could help me out with, like more plane peanuts or pillows.

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