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Rangers This movie sucks. I'm gonna say that right now, to spare y'all the time of reading this review if your biases mirrored mine. The fact that this movie sucks was not a big surprise to me - nor should it be to you - but rather an affirmation on some of the vagaries of Hollywood (mis)marketing. If a movie 1) is moved more times than Michael Jackson's nose; 2) has a boatload of TV stars who have yet to have a big screen hit; and 3) gets buried in a busy holiday release schedule without ANY kind of promotion, publicity, nor advance screenings for critics, what do you have? A film that sucks. Read More |
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The Heist You know when you're
watching a David Mamet film. The speech is clipped. Witty banter abounds.
So does the F word. And actors who have been cashing checks for decades
suddenly come to life. Such is the case with "Heist," a solid
flick that differentiates itself from "The Score" only by the
Mamet-man himself. And that in itself is quite a difference. |
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Black Knight When was the last time Martin Lawrence was funny? Take a long second to think about that one. The closest thing to it was his amusing turn in "Blue Streak," but more honestly, Martin was last funny in 1999's "Life" with Eddie Murphy. Funny thing is that Martin has NOT been genuinely funny since he started making eight figures per movie (he earned $8.5 mil for "Life"). Not coincidentally, Martin has starred in a lot of high-concept, low comedy crap ever since. "Black Knight" does not break this tradition - and I am mad as hell about it. Read More Visit The Official Movie Website |
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The Domestic Disturbance Upon
first hearing six months ago about the pairing of John Travolta, Vince
Vaughn, and Steve Buscemi in a major motion picture, I was excited. Three
different styles, three red hot talents. When I heard about the premise,
I was a little iffy but still awed by the potential of all that talent
in a film. So with all this anticipation built up despite the ordinary
looking trailers, I went into "Domestic Disturbance" with an optimism
this movie neither deserved nor earned. Like people most of the time,
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Shallow Hal |
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Legally Blond Elle Woods (Witherspoon) just
might be the blondest girl in America. Homecoming queen, president of
her sorority, rich Ken doll boyfriend Warner (Matthew Davis), she seems
to have it all going into the summer after her senior year at college.
But when Warner dumps her for a "serious" career at Harvard Law School,
Elle decides that in order to win him back, she's gotta make it into Harvard
Law, too. Armed with a degree in fashion merchandising, a 4.0, off the
charts LSATs, and an innovative entrance essay-video, Elle bogards into
Harvard Law's severe learning environment in pursuit of Warner, but ends
up finding herself. Visit the movie's official website |
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Spy Game Life
isn't a game. Rules are frequently broken, there are no do-overs, and
there's rarely a clear winner. For our entertainment, Tony Scott & company
present the espionage industry in "Spy Game" as a game, one where rules
need to be followed, the nimble and savvy can fix mistakes, and the clear
winner is he who survives long enough to "die someplace warm." Fortunately,
for our entertainment, watching the game unfold in "Spy Game" makes the
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Harry
Potter
A movie
like "Harry Potter" is wasted on me. Didn't read the book, not
a big kiddie flick fan, and cannot STAND being in a theater full of chatty,
prepubescent child-things. As an author myself, I can respect that the
movie stayed pretty close to the book (so I'm told). But, in doing so,
the filmmakers made "Harry Potter" a movie experience only for
those who have read the book, are easily wowed by special effects or,
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Zoolander The tagline
goes "Three percent body fat. One percent brain activity." One
percent brain activity may be giving "Zoolander" too much credit.
A movie that is intelligent in its mindlessness, skewering just about
every inside and outside joke there is to male modeling, "Zoolander"
is ninety-five percent wack-free.
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Training Day I am a Denzel NUT. I believe he is the best actor, bar none. I have read
his unauthorized filmography/biography and his picture hangs on my living
room wall. I own all of his movies, save four. So you can imagine my excitement
for "Training Day." And, thankfully, one of the most heavily
hyped films of the fall delivers in unexpectedly solid fashion, due, in
no small part, to my main man Denzel. |
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